Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Love Is in the Air (1999)

Brian Posehn: Kevin Liotta

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Are you any good at practical jokes?

  Kevin Liotta : Well, I've been in a bunch.

  Nina Van Horn : Good. You're going to help me pull a joke on them.

  Kevin Liotta : But those guys are my friends.

  [Nina lowers her shoulder strap] 

  Kevin Liotta : You want me to throw them off the building?

• Kevin Liotta : Hi, Nina. You look really pretty today.

  Nina Van Horn : That's sweet. And you are?

  Kevin Liotta : I'm Kevin. I've worked here for three years? I bring you your mail every day? I said "hi, I'm Kevin" at you at the Christmas party and gave you the watch your wearing right now?

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, well. It doesn't matter.

• Kevin Liotta : You have some voice mail.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, put it on my desk.

  Kevin Liotta : No, I mean your phone is blinking.

  Nina Van Horn : Of course it's blinking. That's how you know it's plugged in.

  [Kevin pushes a button on the phone] 

  Answering machine : You have eight hundred and fifty seven messages.

• Nina Van Horn : [Kevin has doctored a recording of Jack's messages]  Perfect. Now all we need is to build a realistic Jack puppet, put a tape recorder in his mouth, and lower it into his office.

  Kevin Liotta : Uh, I was thinking we could just pretend he's calling on the phone.

  Nina Van Horn : Hmm. Two equally brilliant plans. What to do? What to do?