Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
My Dinner with Woody (1997)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : [answering the phone] Morning, Blush. Underpaid phone monkey speaking.
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Dennis Finch : Hey, Maya, your friend Woody Allen is on his way up. Should I push back your 4:00 with Foghorn Leghorn?
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Maya Gallo : Haven't you ever wanted to have a deep intellectual conversation with someone other than Claudia Schiffer?
Dennis Finch : David Copperfield. I wanna know how that windblown freak got Claudia Schiffer.
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Dennis Finch : Maya Gallo, presenting the great Woody Allen.
Woody Allen : Please, the great Woody will do fine.
Dennis Finch : Also, Mark Twain called, can't make it for racquetball.
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Dennis Finch : My dinner with Woody? What's next, my pedicure with Neil Simon?
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Dennis Finch : Maya, Woody Allen again.
Maya Gallo : Urgh! I told you not to call me until you got help!
Woody Allen : [on phone] Uh, I'm holding for Maya Gallo.
Maya Gallo : Preston, I know it's you! You don't even sound like Woody Allen anymore!
Woody Allen : Preston? Who-who's Preston? This is Woody Allen. I just called to say that I read your piece and I think that you're a great writer.
[as Woody talks, Preston appears with a bouquet of flowers; Maya stands aghast as he sees him and realizes she has been talking to the real Woody Allen]
Woody Allen : [a.k.a Preston] Hi.
Woody Allen : Although, you know, not the best conversationalist.