Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Mike is so great. We met at a self-fulfilment seminar. It's so great to have someone who gets you.

  Dennis Finch : I know. It's like with me and Rhonda.

  Maya Gallo : The way he laughs, the way he kisses...

  Dennis Finch : The way she cuffs me, the way she doesn't leave bruises...

  [both sigh in unison] 

• Maya Gallo : Rhonda, I know it's none of my business, but I want to ask you a personal question.

  Rhonda Ferrara : Yeah, it's pierced.

• Adam : Is everything okay?

  Maya Gallo : Sharing your opinion of our sex life with others makes me feel diminished.

  Adam : I find your use of the word 'diminished' to be accusatory.

  Maya Gallo : Calling me accusatory when you started this belittles my intelligence.

  Adam : I think your overreaction to my comment reflects an issue that preceded me.

  Maya Gallo : Well, I think you're a stupid-head.

  Adam : Jerk!

  Maya Gallo : Jerk to infinity. Get out!