Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Grandma (2002)
Sasha Barrese: Tess
Quotes
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Tess : This kinda rocks.
Nina Van Horn : Yes it does. You know what would make it rock even more?
Tess : Prescription back medication?
Nina Van Horn : That's it, I'm gonna cry.
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Tess : You publish this magazine?
Dennis Finch : When I'm not jumping my motorcycle over shark tanks.
[makes motorcycle noises]
Tess : You're dangerous. I like that.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, well, sometimes I dump a bucket of poison over my head just for laughs. Whatever.
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Nina Van Horn : I don't want anyone to know I'm a grandmother, so if anyone asks, you're a temp.
Tess : How about a model?
Nina Van Horn : Good, just be sure to dumb down your vocabulary.
Tess : Okay.
Nina Van Horn : Dumber.
Tess : Huh?
Nina Van Horn : There you go.
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Tess : Here's your drink, grandma.
Nina Van Horn : You're a sweet child, but if you call me that again, I'm going to have to take a swing at you.