Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Grandma (2002)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : I need help deciding what to give Maya for her birthday.
Elliot DiMauro : You know what I give my grandma? A book of coupons. She can use it for things like lunches, checker dates, and free back rubs.
Jack Gallo : How about instead of creepy grandma dollars, I just give her regular American dollars?
Elliot DiMauro : You're judging me, aren't you?
Jack Gallo : You rub your grandma.
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Elliot DiMauro : You know what I'm not going to do with this money? Spend it on my grammy.
Jack Gallo : Yes, you will.
Elliot DiMauro : She's got a hold on me, Jack.
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Maya Gallo : I wish you two would lay off this birthday stuff.
Elliot DiMauro : I think I know what this is about, Maya. Thirty five is a hard birthday. When I turned thirty five, I ate and cried and ate and cried and ate and cried...
Maya Gallo : My birthday is five months from now.
Elliot DiMauro : That can't be right.
Maya Gallo : Remember seven months ago when you proposed to me on my birthday and then you fainted and ruined my birthday? That was my birthday.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, yeah.
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Elliot DiMauro : Just be grateful you're still thirty-four and not thirty-eight, like me. Wow. Thirty-eight.
[picks up a donut]
Elliot DiMauro : Hello, old friend.