Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Mom (2002)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Chloe. They told me her name is Chloe.
Maya Gallo : That's a beautiful name.
Nina Van Horn : I wanted to name her Fluffy. Until the last minute, I was hoping it would be a kitten.
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Nina Van Horn : Do I look like I've been drinking?
Maya Gallo : No.
Nina Van Horn : Well, I will in five minutes.
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Maya Gallo : We're going to try something different, a little bit dangerous... involving you, me and Finch.
Dennis Finch : I think I like where this is going.
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Maya Gallo : You be yourself, Finch will be Chloe.
Dennis Finch : I don't like this.
Maya Gallo : And I will be the spiritual guide.
Dennis Finch : Like Yoda?
Maya Gallo : If it helps you, yes.
Dennis Finch : [imitates Yoda] Mmm, yes, help me it does.
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Maya Gallo : You don't want to meet her, not like this.
Jack Gallo : Meet who?
Maya Gallo : No one.
Dennis Finch : Who, your bastard daughter?
[Nina gasps and drops the bottle she's holding]
Dennis Finch : Oh, my God! Did I guess it? I didn't know! I just guessed it, I got it!
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, I want you to go to my desk and bring me my biggest, pinkest pill.
Maya Gallo : Got it.
Nina Van Horn : It may look like a paperweight, but it's not.