Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina in the Cantina (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Can you believe this is Nina from "Nina in the Cantina"?

  Dennis Finch : Why not? It's not like the song is called "Nina in the Think Tank."

• Dennis Finch : You have a right to be mad. You know what I do when I feel mad? I smash something

  [gently nudges the vase Jack made him] 

  Dennis Finch : Go for it.

  [Elliot smashes a porcelain cat next to the vase] 

  Dennis Finch : No! Not my porcelain cat!

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm sorry. I'll replace it.

  Dennis Finch : It? It had a name! Oh, Skittles.

• Elliot DiMauro : What you got there?

  Dennis Finch : The new Annie Leibowitz coffee table book.

  Elliot DiMauro : [puts coffee mug on book]  Hey, look. It works.

  Dennis Finch : I seem to have struck a nerve.

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm sorry. Annie Leibowitz is a first-rate photographer, even if her work's not that avant-garde. I have been working with body paints for years, and nobody notices. She puts pinstripes on Demi Moore and boom!, everybody goes nuts. Whatever.

  [leaves] 

  Dennis Finch : Best fifty-three bucks I ever spent.

  [tosses book in trash] 

• [Jack has made an ugly vase, and wants Dennis to keep it on his desk] 

  Jack Gallo : I want people to see that underneath this business suit lies the soul of an artist. Can you believe that was inside me all this years?

  Dennis Finch : That's what it looks like.

• Nina Van Horn : Did someone mention my affair with a certain famous rock star? My ears were burning.

  Dennis Finch : That's the hair dye.

• Jack Gallo : Allie took me to this place in the mall where you can make your own pottery. It's like an artist colony.

  Dennis Finch : Next to The Gap.