Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina in the Cantina (1998)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : You have a right to be mad. You know what I do when I feel mad? I smash something

  [gently nudges the vase Jack made him] 

  Dennis Finch : Go for it.

  [Elliot smashes a porcelain cat next to the vase] 

  Dennis Finch : No! Not my porcelain cat!

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm sorry. I'll replace it.

  Dennis Finch : It? It had a name! Oh, Skittles.

• Elliot DiMauro : What you got there?

  Dennis Finch : The new Annie Leibowitz coffee table book.

  Elliot DiMauro : [puts coffee mug on book]  Hey, look. It works.

  Dennis Finch : I seem to have struck a nerve.

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm sorry. Annie Leibowitz is a first-rate photographer, even if her work's not that avant-garde. I have been working with body paints for years, and nobody notices. She puts pinstripes on Demi Moore and boom!, everybody goes nuts. Whatever.

  [leaves] 

  Dennis Finch : Best fifty-three bucks I ever spent.

  [tosses book in trash] 

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm going to out-Leibowitz Leibowitz. Get this: the angry man of rock and roll as the Incredible Hulk. Green body paint, torn clothes, running amok through the diamond district. What do you think?

  Maya Gallo : It's cute.

  Elliot DiMauro : Cute. That's good. Like a bunny.

  Maya Gallo : No, I mean...

  Elliot DiMauro : [Angry]  Like a bunny!

• Elliot DiMauro : This shot is breakthrough! This is going to win awards!

  Nick Hewitt : Why not? This same shot worked for Annie Leibowitz.

  [Turns to sumo wrestler] 

  Nick Hewitt : You remember that, Marcel?