Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Old Boyfriends (1997)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Tom Youngerman : Did you ever play Pebble Beach?
Jack Gallo : Just the first eight holes, then I sliced a shot and threw my bag into the Pacific.
Tom Youngerman : Didn't see my putter there, by any chance?
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Dennis Finch : Let's try a little word association. Here goes. Boring.
Jack Gallo : Mundane.
Dennis Finch : Endless.
Jack Gallo : Eternal.
Dennis Finch : Outside-of-job responsibilities.
Jack Gallo : Fired.
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Jack Gallo : Ally has her hand caught in the VCR. Also, Hannah is crying.
Maya Gallo : Of course. You'd cry too if you realized you're smarter than your mother.
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Jack Gallo : What did you find out?
Dennis Finch : Well, I found out that you can rent out a Malaysian hooker for $60 an hour. $50 if you make her laugh.
Jack Gallo : No, about Maya's boyfriend.
Dennis Finch : Oh, that's why I logged on.
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Elliot DiMauro : You're thirty, he's sixty. Think about it. When you're forty, he'll be seventy. When you're fifty...
Jack Gallo : I know, he'll be eigthy.
Elliot DiMauro : No, he'll dump you for someone who's thirty.