Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Paradise by the Dashboard Light (2000)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Hey, What's with the outfit?
Kaylene : We're doing a Lover's Lane shoot.
Jack Gallo : Based on your idea, Maya. Women in the Fifties.
Maya Gallo : No, my idea was for a story on women in their fifties.
Jack Gallo : Well, that's just distasteful.
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Jack Gallo : What's wrong with her? She has no interest in men. It's like she's throwing in the towel.
Nina Van Horn : Yeah, into the women's locker room.
Jack Gallo : What does that mean?
Nina Van Horn : Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying she's a lesbian.
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Jack Gallo : A notion just popped into my head. Pop, apropos of nothing. What do you say when I say "dating service"?
Maya Gallo : That is a great idea.
Jack Gallo : Oh, thank God.
Maya Gallo : It can be a series of articles on how they're a good solution for the business professional, how it doesn't have the same stigma that it used to have...
Nina Van Horn : No, no, no, dear. We mean a dating service for you.
Maya Gallo : Me? Those things are for losers!
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Jack Gallo : Carl is not a bad guy, but I just don't think he's the one.
Nina Van Horn : I mean, think about it. A bird in the hand is worth two if by sea.
Jack Gallo : I don't know. He's not much of a go-getter. He's more of a sitter-arounder and reader-too-mucher.
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Nina Van Horn : How come she gets two weeks vacation and I only get one?
Jack Gallo : Because last year you took 87 personal days.
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Jack Gallo : Ah, France. You'll love it. The quaint villages, the friendly people... Don't tell them you're a quarter Jewish.
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Jack Gallo : And I am Jack Gallo, Maya's father.
Carl : Oh, then I guess I should have brought a pig. You see, I'm a student of world cultures, and in the Solomon Islands it is customary to offer the father a pig. Or two pigs depending on the quality of the woman. I'm sure Maya's a 28-pig woman, but if it doesn't work out, I guess I owe you a goat.
Nina Van Horn : He's perfect for her.
