"Just Shoot Me!" Prescription for Love (TV Episode 2000) - Laura San Giacomo as Maya Gallo

Dennis Finch : Poor Maya. Once again you've embarrassed yourself.

[puts feet on table, has on fuzzy slippers]

Maya Gallo : What's with the slippers?

Dennis Finch : Calm down. They're not real fur.
Maya Gallo : There's Elliot's cover girl. Gosh, I bet she's bright. "Hello, I'm a skinny model. Do you like my purse? It's smarter than I am."

Dennis Finch : [funny voice] "Hi there, Finch. Can you give me a spanking?" Wait, what are we playing?
Jack Gallo : [working on a crossword] Four letters. Ancient Yucatan inhabitant.

Kaylene : Maya.

Maya Gallo : Please, I'm thinking.

Kaylene : No, that's the answer. An ancient Yucatan inhabitant is a Maya.

Jack Gallo : Oh, my God! That's your own name, and you didn't get it!
Maya Gallo : I have an idea. Sex and the internet.

Jack Gallo : Ooh!

Maya Gallo : Recent appellate court decisions...

Jack Gallo : Oh...
Maya Gallo : She's a model, isn't she?

Elliot DiMauro : I don't think it's really any of your business.

Maya Gallo : So it is a model. She must be from this month's issue, because you've dated all the old ones. Let's see, could it be page 24? Or page 48?

Elliot DiMauro : Maya, it's embarrassing. Just close the magazine.

Maya Gallo : I'm sorry.

[closes magazine]

Elliot DiMauro : [points at cover] It's her.
Patient : Why don't you go out with him? Take your own advise.

Maya Gallo : You have a pen stuck up your nose.

Patient : Do I?

[takes half of pen out of nose]

Patient : Or is this just a great way to meet women?

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo