Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Sugar Momma (2001)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : You know, it's a long way...
Jack Gallo : I'm not giving you a scooter.
Dennis Finch : But if you give me a scooter, you can call me Scooter.
Jack Gallo : Better yet, why don't I call you Nickels?
[Gives him a handful of nickels]
Dennis Finch : I'm sick of it already.
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Maya Gallo : I can't believe you're still in that sick relationship.
Dennis Finch : It's not sick.
Maya Gallo : You have sex for toys!
Dennis Finch : It's much more than that now. Now it's trips and dinners.
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Allison Spencer : Is this about the G-string?
Dennis Finch : No, but you were right. I was wearing it backwards.
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Dennis Finch : [Rings bell on his scooter] Wee-hee-hee! Look at me!
Maya Gallo : Oh my god, my father finally broke down and bought you a scooter?
Dennis Finch : Nope.
Elliot DiMauro : What, you actually bought it yourself?
Dennis Finch : Nope. Allison gave it to me.
Maya Gallo : Allison Spencer? Why?
Dennis Finch : 'Cause I had sex with her. Check out this bell.
[rings bell]
Elliot DiMauro : Get out of here.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, I'm gonna have sex with her again tonight and then I get more stuff.
Maya Gallo : Oh my god, you're not kidding.
Elliot DiMauro : Wow, a real sugar mama. Way to go, my man.
[High-fives Finch]
Maya Gallo : You're high-fiving him?
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah.
Maya Gallo : But he basically just had sex for money. If he was a woman, you'd be calling him a prostitute.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, uhm, but I'm not, I'm a guy.