Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
That Burning Passion (2002)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Check out the guy getting off the elevator.
Maya Gallo : Who is he?
Nina Van Horn : Well, judging from the T-shirt, he's either a fireman or someone hired a stripper.
Maya Gallo : He's not a stripper. He's a fireman, a real American hero.
Nina Van Horn : I don't like what you're implying about strippers.
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Dennis Finch : Nina, your rock star boyfriend is on his way up to see you.
Nina Van Horn : Ah, Simon. That man makes me feel like a schoolgirl.
Dennis Finch : Well, I don't see you naked and a satisfied school band.
Nina Van Horn : Said the man who went to the junior prom with the lunch lady.
Dennis Finch : Bertha Robinson was a handsome older woman. And she made a dynamite sloppy joe.
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Nina Van Horn : You had sex.
Maya Gallo : How... how did you know?
Nina Van Horn : I know your cycle. Every twelve months you have sex. Which reminds me, I have to set my clock. Maya on her back, spring forward.
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Simon Leeds : Ready for lunch?
Nina Van Horn : How about if I roll up this newspaper and hit you over the head with it?
Simon Leeds : Sounds hot. Shall we go to your office?