Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I just spent the weekend with Grammy and guess what she gave me?

  Nina Van Horn : A glimpse of the sad, lonely future that awaits you?

• Nina Van Horn : [takes a cigarette pack from a box of old stuff from Jack's house]  Look at these. Somebody give me a lighter.

  Maya Gallo : Nina, you can't smoke those. They're over fifty years old.

  Nina Van Horn : That's why I can. They made them healthy back then. See? No warning.

• Nina Van Horn : Did I accidentally walk into the offices of Dork Magazine? If we're going to be put in charge, then why waste it doing work?

• Nina Van Horn : You have a lot of very big changes tom make, and I want a lot of very big gifts. So I'll make it easy for you: I'll just go and register at Barney's.

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, roses die, lunch is forever.