George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Rhoda DiMauro : Here, I brought you a present.

  Jack Gallo : [takes figure out of bag]  Hey, I love these things. We have them at the club. What kind of booze is in here?

  [tears head off] 

  Rhoda DiMauro : It's a statue of Saint Francis!

  Jack Gallo : So there's no liquor in it? No liquor at al?

• Colleen : You have a nice house here, Mr. Gallo. I bet there's a lot of history in here.

  Jack Gallo : Actually, George Washington planned the battle of Yorktown in a little cabin out back.

  Colleen : I'd love to see it.

  Jack Gallo : Well, I tore it down to make room for my tennis table. Sure wish I still played.

• Nina Van Horn : I need to show him that I am still young and hip.

  Jack Gallo : Nina, time for staff meeting.

  Nina Van Horn : Hey! Get back, old man! You don't get me or my generation!

• Jack Gallo : Hey, look at these shoes Colleen is wearing.

  Nina Van Horn : Very nice. Next time don't forget the little red nose. Honk honk!

  Jack Gallo : I love them.

  Nina Van Horn : Not as much as I do, Jack.