Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Proposal: Part 1 (2001)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Just think, everyone thought I would wind up a man-chasing boozehound. Well, I showed them!
[she leaves]
Elliot DiMauro : What, no comeback? That was a gimme.
Dennis Finch : I don't go for cheap shots. Remember that, baldy.
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Jack Gallo : Let's see, airbrush that blemish, perk up her breasts, and give her a tan.
Elliot DiMauro : Got it. And this is for which piece?
Jack Gallo : "The Natural Look is Back."
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Elliot DiMauro : What the hell is going on?
Maya Gallo : They canceled Nina Van Horn Day.
Elliot DiMauro : What? Why?
Maya Gallo : [crying] Apparently one of my underground films from the '70s appeared in the Video Barn. Now they say I'm setting a bad example.
Maya Gallo : Some close-minded people can be a little uptight about a little nudity.
Nina Van Horn : ...and other stuff.
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Elliot DiMauro : What is going on here?
Jack Gallo : The ring got stuck on his toe.
Dennis Finch : There's a simple explanation for this.
Elliot DiMauro : Really? I can't wait to hear it.
Dennis Finch : I was in the tub, and I was pretending that my feet were getting married to each other.
Jack Gallo : Then he called me and I came over to help.
Dennis Finch : It could have happened to anyone.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, yeah? Name one time.
Elliot DiMauro : I think it happened on an "ER."
Dennis Finch : I saw that one. It really brought the hospital together.
Jack Gallo : They're a very tight-knit group.
Elliot DiMauro : Will you please stop it?
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Elliot DiMauro : Jack, I need to tell you something.
Jack Gallo : I'm reading this article about body language.
Elliot DiMauro : It's about...
Jack Gallo : Wait! Don't tell me. Let me guess. Your hands are clasped, your head is low... You want to ask me out to lunch.
Elliot DiMauro : I want to propose to Maya.
Jack Gallo : Wow, I was way off.
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Elliot DiMauro : Is there going to be a parade?
Nina Van Horn : Yes. It's going up Main Street and down the other one.
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Elliot DiMauro : I'm asking for magic, and I'm getting diddly. Nothing is going right.
Jack Gallo : Why? What else happened?
Elliot DiMauro : Nina's with us.
Jack Gallo : Well, that's not very romantic.
Elliot DiMauro : Congratulations, you're a proud graduate of the School of the Blatantly Obvious.