Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Withholder (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Nina : I like to think of my body as a temple.

  Dennis : Which explains why there's a line to get in on Friday nights.

• Maya : So, how was Jamaica?

  Dennis : Just like Florida, except everyone speaks English.

• Elliot : Tell me you didn't do anything weird like talk about your action figure collection.

  Dennis : A: of course not; and B: it's a sound financial investment.

  Maya : C: not if you take them out of the box and play with them.

• Elliot : I assumed you closed the deal.

  Dennis : Please, a gentleman doesn't tell.

  Maya : So what's stopping you?

  Dennis : Let's just say I did my fair share of body surfing. Yeah!

  [high-fives Elliot] 

  Maya : What does that mean?

  Dennis : Let's just say all of Dennis' fun wasn't under the sun. Yeah!

  [high-fives Elliot] 

  Maya : What are you saying?

  Dennis : Let's just say the tide was not the only thing going in and out. Yeah!

  [high-fives Elliot; Elliot refuses] 

  Elliot : You didn't get any, did you?

  Dennis : No.

• Dennis : It's not like I didn't see her naked.

  Elliot : Did you?

  Dennis : Yeah. I just pretended to be asleep while she was getting it on with the tennis pro.

• Jack : I need to lose a few pounds fast.

  Nina : Then I have a sure-fire way of losing weight.

  Dennis : Let me guess. Sweating under the oldies?

  Nina : Shouldn't you be at the North Pole making toys?