David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : So Elliot, are you still coming by tonight to... help me move my couch?

  Elliot DiMauro : Yes, but I still have to stop by the drug store to buy some... slip covers.

  Maya Gallo : No, you don't need to do that because I have something I can put in my... couch... that does the same thing as... slip covers. So just come over at 8.

  Dennis Finch : So, you and Maya are gonna hook up, huh?

  Elliot DiMauro : Jeez, Dennis, how do you know that?

  Dennis Finch : Please. It's like watching Forrest Gump and Nell plan a booty call.

• Burt.Brandi : Hey, assface.

  Dennis Finch : You're the assface, assface.

  Burt.Brandi : You're the assface astronaut who rode a turd rocket to the third ring of Uranus.

  Dennis Finch : Nice!

• Nina Van Horn : There's nothing wrong with covering flaws with a little make-up. I do it all the time.

  Dennis Finch : That's right. If you chip off a few layers, you can see the hickey that Abe Lincoln gave her.

  Nina Van Horn : At least I've had a hickey.

  Dennis Finch : I've had hickeys.

  Nina Van Horn : Cats don't count.

• Dennis Finch : You can do it, get some, snag it, and get up all in there. But make love? That's just offensive.