Keen Eddie (TV Series)
Who Wants to Be in a Club That Would Have Me as a Member? (2004)
Mark Valley: Det. Eddie Arlette
Quotes
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Mitchell Friedman : So, are you a couple?
Eddie : Who, me and her? Nah, she's gay.
Fiona : Very funny.
Eddie : It'd be funny 10 years ago but today it's a totally acceptable lifestyle.
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Eddie : Let me give you a translation from the Eddie dictionary. When someone says to me "play ball," that means "we're a bunch of weasels. Come join us in our weaselness. Be a weasel too. Nobody's looking." I've been called a lot of things but a play ball kinda guy is not one of them.
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Eddie : By the way, Milli called. She said you're okay for tonight.
[to Mitchell]
Eddie : Sounds pretty serious, doesn't it?
Fiona : Mitchell, ignore what you're hearing. Milli's a *friend* from work.
Eddie : You know, you should bring her by a little more often - we kinda had a "vibe" going, me and her.
Fiona : She thinks you're crass.
Eddie : Ah, then again she is gay - I mean, it's biological. What can you do about it? And you guys make such a great couple, i wouldn't want to break that up. Oh, my God, look at the time.