- Kim: You make my life sound like cake.
- Ron: Let's see. You're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.
- Kim: OK, flip mode - Playing video games, watching wrestling, and downing snackage. It must be brutal being you.
- Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Or the pressures of maintaining my image.
- [Kim glares at him]
- Ron: Okay, so I don't have an image yet. But I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting.
- Dr. Drakken: [In Private Dobbs' body] Thanks to Kim Possible, I had to move my lair, again!
- Shego: There's nothing wrong with this time share.
- Dr. Possible: As a board certified neurosurgeon I've got to say it's just not possible to swap brains!
- Ron: [in Kim's body] Point taken Dr. P. But how else do you explain my bare midriff?
- Dr. Drakken: [still in Private Dobbs's body] Time to deliver my ultimatum.
- [Shego snickers]
- Dr. Drakken: And just what is so funny?
- Shego: Your voice, that body? It's not exactly the stuff of ultimatums.
- Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable: [Finding themselves trapped in each other's bodies] You're me? I'm you?
- Kim Possible: [In Ron's body] Oh, this is so wrong!
- Shego: What does "Neutronalize" mean, anyway?
- Dr. Drakken: I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top secret, that's good enough for me.
- Ron: [in Kim's body, practicing cheerleading] I think I'm getting the hang of this! And I dig this wardrobe! The breeze is quite refreshing!
- [while moving into his new lair, the phone rings]
- Dr. Drakken: [In Private Dobbs' body] Hello? No, this is not Professor Dementor, he moved!
- Kim: [the time-share lair is about to self-destruct] You can't just destroy this place!
- Dr. Drakken: So I lose the security deposit. It's worth it!
- Ron: But that'll blow up the brain switcher! We'll never get back to normal!
- Kim: Ron? We'll be blown up, too.
- Ron: Aw, man!