Kim Possible (TV Series)
Sink or Swim (2002)
Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable
Quotes
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Tara : This is just like those movies. Innocent teens, stranded in a camp in the middle of nowhere... then some creepo starts to pick them off, one by one!
Kim : So not the drama, Tara. This isn't a horror movie.
Ron : Oh, isn't it?
Bonnie Rockwaller : Okay, if it were a horror movie, there'd be more guys.
[points to Ron]
Bonnie Rockwaller : And they'd be way cuter than him.
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Gill : So, Ron. Did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?
Ron : Err... no.
Gill : It turns out, oh, you're gonna love this, the lake had been polluted with runoff from the science camp!
[scene cuts to the science camp]
Ron : I thought that was Band Camp.
Gill : No, that's Band Camp.
[scene cuts to the band camp]
Ron : Really? I thought that was clown camp.
Gill : No, that's clown camp!
[scene cuts to the clown camp]
Ron : [laughs] Oh, yeah. I love those clowns.
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Kim : Everybody stay calm. I'm going to handle this. Here's the plan.
Ron : Excuse me.
Kim : What?
Ron : On the school bus, Barkin's in charge. When we're saving the world, you're in charge, but here at Camp Wannaweep, I'm in charge!
Kim : Ron, this is serious.
Ron : Hello! Note the serious face.
[makes a serious face]
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Kim : I'm... um... I'm gonna get some more firewood.
Ron : Ooh, KP, Camp Wannaweep rule number one: Use the buddy system!
Kim : Oh, well, I think I can handle it.
Mr. Steve Barkin : He's right, Possible. I'll go, too.
Ron : Mr. B's with the program.
Mr. Steve Barkin : [quietly, to Kim] I cannot take another camp story.
Kim : Why do you think *I'm* goin'?
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Mr. Steve Barkin : Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Ron : Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Steve Barkin : Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback: a young Ron is on a payphone attached to a tree]
Ron : Mom? Hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago, but I just wanted to ask one more time: Can you please get me out of here?
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Tara : Uh, Ron?
Ron : Yes, Tara?
Tara : I'm hungry.
Ron : Well, if we lift the floorboad like so...
[steps on an end of the floorboard]
Ron : You'll find my secret stash of snacks
[takes out a package of snacks]
Kim : Tara, those are ancient!
Bonnie Rockwaller : Gross!
Ron : Pop Pop Porter's food-style pork wafers have enough preservatives to last for decades!
Tara : [tastes the snack] It's not... so bad. It's definitely food-style.
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Bonnie Rockwaller : [to Ron] You know, it's not like not like you're still, you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk had turned us into mutants. And you were kinda brave, and all.
Ron : [high fives Rufus] Who rocks?
Bonnie Rockwaller : [sighs] You do.
Ron : Boo-ya!