King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Back (2004)

Phil Hendrie: Chairman, Pete, Dr. Wallis

Quotes 

• Chairman : You did yoga? Are you sure you played American football, not soccer?

• Chairman : I played for Arlen too, class of 75. I was one of the sacktastic four.

  Hank : Wait, you were the one who yelled, "It's clobbering time!"

• Hank : Lemme ask you, what healthy person would voluntarily spend 5 minutes with this joker?

  [points to the yoga instructor] 

  Hank : If I wasn't in horrible pain, wouldn't I have kicked this guy's ass?

  Chairman : [the commissioners nod]  We find for Hank Hill.