- Bobby Hill: Maybe I can still get into Hawaiian dance. Apparently, their culture appreciates people my size.
- Bobby Hill: But if I took peer counselling, I could...
- Hank Hill: Trust me, Bobby. When you're stuck on the side of the road with your girlfriend and you can do more than ask your carburetor how it feels, you'll be glad you took auto shop.
- Hank Hill: Yep, I'll buy him an old junker car. Then we can restore it together. We'll stay up late fixin' her up, just me and my boy. Then one day when we're all finished, Bobby will get in that car and he'll drive away. And then I can die a happy man.