Knight Rider (TV Series)

Dead of Knight (1984)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, do you know what I think you could use right now?

  Michael Knight : The antidote.

  K.I.T.T. : Aside from that.

  Michael Knight : Don't tell me. A little stress relief.

  K.I.T.T. : Very well, since you insist.

  [K.I.T.T. produces the sound of a drum roll, Michael groans loudly] 

  K.I.T.T. : When I was a kid...

  Michael Knight : You were never a kid!

  K.I.T.T. : Not now, Michael, I'm on a roll. Now when I was a kid, we were so poor... Michael?

  Michael Knight : Al right... how poor were you?

  K.I.T.T. : We couldn't afford cheese to bait the mouse trap.

  Michael Knight : Another mouse joke?

  K.I.T.T. : Please, no heckling. Anyway, we had to cut out a picture of cheese for bait.

  Michael Knight : So, what happened?

  K.I.T.T. : We caught a picture of a mouse.

  [another drum roll and another big groan] 

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, what is it, are you in pain?

  Michael Knight : No, it's your jokes, they're killing me!

• K.I.T.T. : Michael! What on Earth is this?

  [a pumped up bodybuilder walks by] 

  Michael Knight : [laughs]  looks like the boardwalk Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  K.I.T.T. : And what exactly is an Arnold Schwarzenegger?

• Michael Knight : Well, what do we have here?

  [a bearded man in army fatigues arrives on the scene] 

  Michael Knight : The resident Fidel Castro.

• K.I.T.T. : The other night I was parked in a garage that was so small, the mice were hunchbacked.

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T., that is terrible.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael is my act dying?

  Michael Knight : No, but it's nog going to Vegas, either.

• Michael Knight : [Michael hears the motor of a car]  K.I.T.T., is that someone coming or going?

  Rosemary : It's Rosemary. And why are you talking to your arm?

  Michael Knight : [responding through comlink]  It's a van, Michael loaded and getting ready to leave the premises.

  Rosemary : [as Michael runs off]  Come back any time?

• Michele : What can I get you?

  Michael Knight : Orange juice. Fresh if you got any.

  Michele : Sure you can handle it?

  Michael Knight : Yeah, I can handle it.

• Michael Knight : You're telling me you had no idea that Sonny was selling poisoned chemicals?

  Rosemary : Do I look like a chemist? I can barely type!

• Michael Knight : K.I.T.T., Renard is in to this up to his geraniums.

• Michael Knight : Al right, K.I.T.T., let's haul him in. Before he gives garbage a bad name.

• K.I.T.T. : [Michael is succumbing to geranium poisoning]  Michael!

  Michael Knight : Huh?

  K.I.T.T. : A friend of mine flew to Las Vegas yesterday and boy are his arms tired. I know a man who made so much money in Las Vegas, they're still looking for his body.

• Cindy Morgan : [extremely weak]  Michael... we're not gonna die, are we?

  Michael Knight : No baby, we got a date, remember?

• Devon Miles : Congratulations! This calls for a celebration, and I have just the thing:

  Michael Knight : Ah, better be a good year...

  Devon Miles : [reveals a bottle of orange juice]  Ah good year? It's an excelent year, 1984, squeezed this morning.

  [Michael groans in disgust] 

• K.I.T.T. : Speaking of jokes...

  Michael Knight : We weren't speaking of jokes.

  K.I.T.T. : Did I ever tell you about my cousin who thought he was an orange?

  Michael Knight : No, but I got a feeling you're going to.

  K.I.T.T. : Well, we would have put him a way, except we needed the juice.

• [In a backroom inside the Catina, Eva, Renard's assistant, is tending to Michael "supposed succumbing" of the poison in his system; Michael then wakes up] 

  Michael Knight : [weakly]  Don't tell me I've died and gone to that hot place.

  Eva : Don't rush it. You've so little time left, why spend it on unpleasantries?

  [Eva kisses a "weak" Michael] 

  Michael Knight : [sighs]  Where's Renard?

  Eva : [chuckles]  Michael Knight, true to your reputation. Drawing your last breaths and still fighting.