Knight Rider (TV Series)

Halloween Knight (1984)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• Norman Baines : She's gone away.

  Michael Knight : Somehow you make that sound so permanent.

• Michael Knight : [to Grant]  You know, some way your illusions are a lot more convincing than you are...

  [moves towards exit, turns round] 

  Michael Knight : But I got some special effects of my own, like making you disappear for twenty years, man!

• Michael Knight : [Bonnie's apartment has been trashed]  When was the last time you saw Denise?

  Simon : You don't think that she...

  Michael Knight : Let's put it this way: if they hung people for circumstantial evidence, right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.

• Esmeralda : My name is Esmeralda, and I'm the top witch of the northern high. You wouldn't happen to be a warlock, would you?

  Michael Knight : I don't think so.

  Esmeralda : Pitty. It's so hard to find a good warlock these days.

  K.I.T.T. : Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?

• Esmeralda : [talking to her black cat, in pretend preparation to put a curse on Michael]  Come, Voodoo... we must take our newts out of the oven.

  K.I.T.T. : If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her BELFRY!

  Michael Knight : Let's hope they STAY there.

• Michael Knight : [seeing the outbuilding's door banging noisily and then creaking open slowly, revealing a wildly-swinging hanging lamp inside with a thick fringe of cobwebs wreathing the edge of its large conical metal shade]  Someone's got a real morbid sense of humor.

  Bonnie Barstow : [in a wary, apprehensive tone]  I wouldn't go that far.

  Michael Knight : Morbid?

  Bonnie Barstow : Sense of humor!

• K.I.T.T. : [feeling a bit horrified after having analyzed the tuft of black fur that Michael found caught in Denise's closet door]  It's hair from a REAL GORILLA, Michael!

  Michael Knight : Don't worry, buddy... I don't think that gorilla has peeled any bananas lately.