- Michael Knight: Alright, where to now, Senator?
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: Back to the office. I have a climbing date with a mountain of paperwork.
- Devon Miles: Maggie, isn't there somewhere we could go a little more conducive to quiet conversation?
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: I'm sorry, Devon, I don't have time for one of your famous five course lunches. If you wanna talk, let's talk. If not, write a memo.
- Michael Knight: [entering] Hi, Bonnie. What are you doing now?
- Bonnie Barstow: I'm about to make a very delicate adjustment to K.I.T.T.'s laser ducts.
- K.I.T.T.: Bonnie, with those hands, you should have been a surgeon.
- Bonnie Barstow: That's what my Dad always said. I had to practically slash my wrists to convince him I couldn't stand the sight of blood.
- Michael Knight: Medicine's loss. Our gain.
- Bonnie Barstow: [not amused by Michael's humor] There. How's that feel?
- K.I.T.T.: Perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you, Bonnie.
- Michael Knight: You'd break down, that's what you'd do, buddy.
- Bonnie Barstow: That's for sure, the way you abuse him.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: It, it talks! Is there anything this car can't do?
- Michael Knight: Well, it can't cook.
- K.I.T.T.: I wasn't programmed to cook.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: Touché.
- Michael Knight: [while gunshots are being fired at K.I.T.T] It's okay, it's okay, Maggie. K.I.T.T.'s got a pretty thick skin.
- K.I.T.T.: Please be precise, Michael. It's not thick, it's simply a bulletproof alloy.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: I can't tell you how I'm counting on that.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: [having asked Devon why she can't get through on the phone to her office, but he is reluctant to tell her] Well, don't give me that British stiff-upper-lip routine! Now, what's going on out there?
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, there's a roadblock up ahead.
- Jane Adams: I'm almost afraid to ask this, but how are we gonna get past them?
- K.I.T.T.: May I suggest we continue down the road?
- Michael Knight: You got it, K.I.T.T. My sentiments exactly.
- Jane Adams: [panicked yell] But It's blocked!
- Michael Knight: Well, then I suggest we just have to go over them.
- Jane Adams: Oh, no.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: [responding to Michael through KITT's built-in phone] You've already done your bit for democracy.
- K.I.T.T.: Democracy: The absence of hereditary or arbitrary class distinctions. A system of government based on rule of the majority, somewhat idealistic, but functional.
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: I never said it was perfect, KITT. But with a little nudge every now and then to keep it on the right track, we may get lucky.
- Jane Adams: [speaking through KITT's built-in phone] How is the response, Maggie?
- Sen. Maggie Flynn: Have you ever tried to talk to a room full of diamond-studded country clubbers about world hunger?