Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knight & Knerd (1985)
Steve Sandor: Mac Gifford
Quotes
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Mac Gifford : [referring to Michael Knight] He could be trouble.
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Wrong tense, Mac, he is trouble.
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Mac Gifford : [Dr Sutton's demonstration of the lazer fails - Mac is furious] I can do more damage with my bare hands!
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Something's wrong!
Mac Gifford : You're DAMN RIGHT something's wrong! We're hitting that vault tomorrow... and I killed a man over this Buck Roger's gizmo that doesn't work!
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Michael Knight : [after ducking to avoid a throwing knife] You should've told me the Takishi's had a height requirement!
Mac Gifford : Don't get the wrong idea Knight. You bailed out first and my man adjusted.
Michael Knight : Yeah, right. We'll try it again sometime... in MY gym!
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Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Demonstrating Dr Raymond's lazer] Ever hear of a thermal lazer?
Mac Gifford : [Scoffs] Sounds like a high-wrench sunlamp.
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : You're a real genius, Mac!
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Michael Knight : My name's Michael Knight, I'm a friend of Fuji Hakito's.
Mac Gifford : Yeah? Well, you should know he's not here.
Michael Knight : I do, that's why I am. Used to work out with him, I'm looking for a new martial arts club to join.
Mac Gifford : Well this is private, but just out of curiosity, what belt are you?
Michael Knight : Put it this way - I've beaten a Takishi.
Mac Gifford : A Hammer Hawk? To my knowledge they died out years ago. And from what I've heard, bragging wasn't part of the Takishi code. You had to withstand a test of raw nerve to even be considered.
Michael Knight : [Sneering] Try me.
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Mac Gifford : [Giving Vanessa a massage] I'm gonna make that call. I'll be right back.
[Leaves the room, then Michael enters who resumes the massage]
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Unable to see Michael] Oh, that was fast.
[Moaning]
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Ohhh... I never thought you could be so tender. Careful... I'm beginning to visualize more than 'tension leaving my body.' I can't wait to return the favor.
Michael Knight : [Grinning] Me neither!