- Matt Erickson: Well, the Lone Eagle of the Highway finally landed.
- Michael Knight: The Lone Eagle landed two hours ago. You were just too busy to notice.
- Matt Erickson: Well, when you're hot you're hot, what can I say, you know?
- Michael Knight: [talking into his comlink] K.I.T.T., look for a pretty girl with dark hair leaving in a hurry.
- K.I.T.T.: What happened, did the Lone Eagle strike out again?
- Michael Knight: Very funny. She's a pickpocket. Keep your scanners peeled.
- Julie Rogers: Are you telling me that Alice is back in solitary?
- Jason Nelson: [shaking his head] Hmm hmm, the morgue.
- K.I.T.T.: I don't like this plan, Michael. The people in that place are not nice and I don't mean the prisoners.
- Michael Knight: Don't worry, we'll get Julie and Bonnie outta there.
- Bonnie Barstow: [Michael busts Bonnie out of a solitary cell] Five minutes more in there I think I'd be off the deep end.
- Christine Brooks: Think how you'll feel after five years.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: [pointing a gun at the warden] Hi, I'm here to offer you a life time subscription to the prison newsletter.
- Michael Knight: [Julie has left talk powder prints on Devon's suit] Take it easy, Devon, you could always establish the Foundation dry cleaning fund.
- Devon Miles: [Julie, Bonnie and RC start to laugh but Devon is not amused] Ha bloody ha.