Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knightmares (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : So, K.I.T.T. - - you say that I was your partner, and that my name was Michael Knight. Well, tell me, then - - what was this 'Michael Knight' like personality-wise?

  K.I.T.T. : Well, I remember that he was bright, agile, and often quite logical. He could also be stubborn, impatient, and arrogant, he often drove like a maniac, he was readily distracted by pretty girls, and he listened to perhaps the most appalling music to ever shatter my airwaves.

  Michael Knight : [approvingly]  Really? Sounds like my kinda guy.

  K.I.T.T. : Yes, I was afraid you'd say that. And there's something else I remember about him, too.

  Michael Knight : What's that, K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : [complacently]  I was also extremely fond of him.

• Devon Miles : [on Kitt's video monitor]  You're still tracking the truck, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Not any more, I'm chasing it. With a little luck, my Swamp Fox technique will pay off.

  K.I.T.T. : What on earth is Swamp Fox?

  Michael Knight : The greatest tracker of all time, Kitt. My childhood hero.

  Devon Miles : Well, please remember, it's the catching that's the important part of the chase. Now keep me posted.

  [signs off] 

  K.I.T.T. : Swamp Fox. Really, Michael...

• Michael Knight : Alright. I drive from here on.

  K.I.T.T. : Absolutely.

  [switches to Normal Cruise] 

  K.I.T.T. : Providing you'll promise me one thing.

  Michael Knight : What?

  K.I.T.T. : Please do not refer to me as a 'car' or a 'set of wheels', it's most demeaning. I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You always called me 'Kitt'.

  Michael Knight : Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do.

• K.I.T.T. : Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do.

• K.I.T.T. : Welcome back, Michael. I thought as a little present I'd play you some of that appaling music you like so much.

  Michael Knight : Thanks, buddy. Come on, let's shatter some airwaves.

• K.I.T.T. : This place doesn't look like an art studio. It looks more like an industrial accident.

  Michael Knight : We're not here to critique the work.

• Michael Knight : [Due to his amnesia, and state of confusion, Michael is tracked by K.I.T.T. at the request of Devon. After a while, he gets somewhat frustrated at being followed so he stops and confronts K.I.T.T. He then opens the door]  Look, I'd tell you to get this through your head but you're a machine, so run this though your data processor: GET LOST!

  K.I.T.T. : I can't do that Michael. I'm programmed to respond to your needs. Despite your being unaware of it, you need me.

  Michael Knight : [apprehensively]  What if I don't want you?

  K.I.T.T. : [solemnly]  Well, I suppose I'd be quite hurt.

• Michael Knight : [KITT has over-ridden a security system for Michael who still has amnesia]  Should I say thanks?

  K.I.T.T. : If you do, I'll say you're welcome.

  Michael Knight : Thanks.

  K.I.T.T. : De nada.