Knight Rider (TV Series)

Merchants of Death (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I don't see the appeal of these songs. They're all about surfing, sun and girls in bikinis. What exactly is the allure of Southern California?

  Michael Knight : You just said it, pal. And thanks to the Foundation, that's our next stop...

• K.I.T.T. : It must be very difficult to erase people from one's memory banks.

  Michael Knight : That's the problem, Kitt, you don't... you can't.

  K.I.T.T. : If that's true they become a permanent part of you.

  Michael Knight : The best of 'em do, buddy. The best of 'em do just that.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, why is it you never go undercover as an aristocrat or a count?

  Michael Knight : Good question, Kitt. I'm gonna have to ask Devon about that.

  K.I.T.T. : I'll bet not a soul in there speaks French.

  [Michael laughs] 

• K.I.T.T. : I've tried to interest Michael in the romance languages, but he prefers things like rock 'n' roll and girls in bikinis.