Knight Rider (TV Series)

Silent Knight (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : That is a phone and I am not a booth.

• Michael Knight : I love Christmas. The lights, trees, music, the whole spiritual season makes me feel great.

  K.I.T.T. : It confuses me. What could a portly man in a red suit positively have to do with the birth of a religious leader?

  Michael Knight : Kitt, Christmas is a time for giving and a time for love and Santa is the greatest giver of them all. Speaking of giving, I'm a bit perplexed about what to get you. Being a car, it is rather difficult to know what's appropriate.

  K.I.T.T. : Anything but pajamas, cheap cologne, ties and argyle socks. Especially argyle socks.

• K.I.T.T. : Don't give me an explanation. Give me an ETA!

• K.I.T.T. : The frequency of the oil spots seem to be growing rather than diminishing, Michael.

  Michael Knight : Just keep your nose to the black top, buddy.

  K.I.T.T. : And to think that some poor animals are forced to do this for a living.

• K.I.T.T. : [re Tino]  That's it, Michael, I can't tolerate the antics of this little hellion a second longer!