- [last lines]
- Michael Knight: Lets play a little 'hooky'.
- K.I.T.T.: 'Hooky'? I'm not familiar with that term.
- Michael Knight: Then allow me to educate you in one of life's finer pleasures.
- [engaging KITT's pursuit mode]
- K.I.T.T.: [as speed builds up] Oh, this does feel good!
- Michael Knight: [laughs, raises voice] How 'bout a little turbo boost?
- K.I.T.T.: Dare we? Without sufficient reason?
- Michael Knight: 'Without sufficient reason' is the definition of hooky! Shall we, as they say, 'go for it'?
- K.I.T.T.: Let's!
- Michael Knight: [Kitt's body has just turbo boosted over Michael in a convertible] You know something, I don't much care for being on this end of things.
- K.I.T.T.: That makes two of us.
- Michael Knight: [April has crammed Kitt's intelligence into a portable TV set] Kitt, are you okay?
- K.I.T.T.: I am not okay. I am being held captive inside a television set.
- April Curtis: Kitt, it's the best we can do to make you portable.
- K.I.T.T.: I'm totally ridiculous. I feel like the booby prize at a Halloween party.
- Adrianne Margeaux: [raising a glass of champagne] To my brave knight. Even if he seems to have lost his trusty steed.
- Michael Knight: [Michael's convertible is slowing down] Kitt, what's wrong?
- K.I.T.T.: A chronic problem with petrol dependent vehicles: we're out of gas.
- Michael Knight: Outta gas?
- [sighs]
- Michael Knight: Why didn't you tell me we were running out of gas?
- K.I.T.T.: Why didn't you watch the gage? You're the driver, I'm only along for the ride.
- Michael Knight: [Kitt is still housed in a portable TV] Kitt, keep one thing in mind: I can always switch you to a gameshow.
- Michael Knight: [playing a game of Pac-man] What's the problem? I thought you'd appreciate my getting into computers.
- K.I.T.T.: Playing a video game where circles eat blobs is hardly 'getting into computers'.
- Michael Knight: Quite a place you got here.
- Adrianne Margeaux: Hm, thank you. I'm an art dealer. I love having beautiful things around me. Art and music. Two of the three essential ingredients in life.
- K.I.T.T.: I am the Knight Industries 2000. My serial number is Alpha Delta 2-2-7-5-2-9. I am unauthorized to allow access to my Central Processing Unit.
- Devon Miles: You lost K.I.T.T.?
- April Curtis: To a woman who picked you up on the side of the road? Michael, how could you?
- Michael Knight: [driving a convertible, facing K.I.T.T.'s body] K.I.T.T., that's our car, and nobody's driving it!
- Randy Merritt: You were with him today.
- Adrianne Margeaux: Michael Knight? You darling, I'm flattered. But you have nothing to be jealous of. Handsome men are nice, but looks aren't what really attracts a woman. At least not for long. No, a woman is attracted by power. A man's power is in his mind. What a man can do, what he can create and control. And genius is your power, Randy. Never forget that.
- Adrianne Margeaux: Help.
- Michael Knight: Hi.
- Adrianne Margeaux: Help.
- Michael Knight: Help? What's the problem?
- Adrianne Margeaux: It won't go. I'm afraid that's the extent of my diagnostic capabilities.
- Michael Knight: It won't go?
- Adrianne Margeaux: No.
- Michael Knight: That's a start.