Kojak (TV Series)
Dark Sunday (1973)
Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak
Quotes
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Capt. Frank McNeil : When I was in school my grandmother died six times; always during the World Series.
Lt. Theo Kojak : Oh yeah? We all had the same grandmother.
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Det. Bobby Crocker : Hey, what's with the lollypops?
Lt. Theo Kojak : I'm looking to close the generation gap. Get outa here!
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Lt. Theo Kojak : It's coming off tonight.
Det. Bobby Crocker : What is?
Lt. Theo Kojak : Eh... Pick a card, any card.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : For your information, sonny boy, most Americans don't have a yellow sheet.
Det. Bobby Crocker : Thank you, would you keep reminding me, Lieutenant, it's my only hook into reality.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : I give you this week's mystery map. You solve the riddle, you win a two-week trip to, eh, well, where do you wanna go?
Capt. Frank McNeil : Home!
Lt. Theo Kojak : Hm-hm. Why do I always yawn on Saturdays?
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Lt. Theo Kojak : If I'm wrong, well, that's the way the baklava crumbles.