The L Word (TV Series)

Life, Loss, Leaving (2005)

Kate Moennig: Shane McCutcheon

Quotes 

• Alice : Ariana Huffington is fifty. She's not really your type. She's kinda fancy

  Shane : I'm doing her hair, Al, I'm not gonna fuck her.

  Alice : Oh, okay. 'Cause the old Shane would.

  Shane : Huh.

  Shane : [Dana joins the table]  Well in that case, if she's hot...

  Tonya : [to Dana]  Honey, Shane is doing Ariana Huffington.

  Dana : You're doing Ariana Huffington? She's fifty, Shane!

  Shane : Her hair.

  Dana : Ah.

• [Shane and Alice are at the Planet talking when they see the annoying Tonya walk in] 

  Shane : Oh, shit.

  Alice : Oh no, I cannot take Cruella DeVille this morning. Do something... uh... pretend I'm upset.

  Shane : What? What?

  Alice : Put your arm around me! Um... I'll just start sobbing, and...

  [Shanes complies by putting her arm on Alice] 

  Alice : Obviously it'll be a really intimate moment. I mean... no halfway, sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting.

  Tonya : Guys! You guys!

  [Tonya sits at their table, completely unaware of their private moment. Alice and Shane make faces, then go back to what they were doing] 

  Tonya : This place is falling apart! Did you guys hear what happened to Marina?