The L Word (TV Series)

Longing (2004)

Leisha Hailey: Alice Pieszecki

Quotes 

• Alice : Do you guys know they want me to do a story on a 45-minute orgasm? As if. I mean, by definition they're short and intense, right? For me, they are.

• [after Alice tells Gabby off exactly as Bette and Tina told her to] 

  Gabby Deveaux : Emotional cripple? Where did you get that from? Dr. Phil?

  Alice : Get out of my house.

  Gabby Deveaux : Whatev. Suit yourself.

  [starts to leave] 

  Gabby Deveaux : But this is not a good move for someone like you. Everyone knows you're desperate. There's no way you're going to bounce back from this.