The L Word (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard
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Quotes
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Dr. Wilson : All right, I'm going to take a look at this and while I'm gone, well, you remember how I told you that there's a fair amount of evidence now? It's more likely to take if you're aroused.
[Bette looks a tiny bit put off at the suggestion. The doctor turns the light off and winks at Bette then leaves the room. Bette turns toward Tina]
Bette : [laughs] She's not serious! Am I supposed to fuck you right here?
Tina : I think it would help.
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[Shane leaves with a woman Dana wanted to ask out]
Dana : I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?
Tina : It has to do with her attitude.
Dana : I've got attitude!
Marina : It's because she's so withholding.
Tina : No. It's because she's so confident.
Dana : No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.
Alice : [firmly] Dana. She's your friend.
Tina : It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.
Dana : What do you mean it's because of her nipples?
Tina : She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.
Alice : Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!
Tina : Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.
Alice : I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.