L.A. Law (TV Series)

P.S. Your Shrink Is Dead (1992)

Jill Eikenberry: Ann Kelsey

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• Ann Kelsey : [Arriving home]  We shouldn't be too late tonight, Maritza. The wedding starts at 3:00.

  Maritza Delano : Matthew, we're home. We home, darling. And I have a wonderful gift for you.

  [Stop and interrupt] 

  INS Agent Sanchez : Excuse me. Are you Maritza Delano?

  Maritza Delano : Si.

  Ann Kelsey : I'm Ann Kelsey. This is my house, what's going on here?

  INS Agent Gruber : Agent Gruber, this is Agent Sanchez. Immigration and Naturalization Service.

  INS Agent Sanchez : Could we see your identification and your work permit, Mrs. Delano?

  Maritza Delano : Señora...

  [Baby Matthew crying] 

  INS Agent Gruber : Let's go.

  Maritza Delano : No.

  Ann Kelsey : Uh, wait a minute, do you have a warrant?

  INS Agent Gruber : Why don't you and your son just go inside, Mrs. Kelsey, and let us do our job?

  Ann Kelsey : Excuse me, excuse me, I'm an attorney, Agent Gruber. This is not a police state! We have civilized procedures to handle this sort of thing!

  INS Agent Gruber : The I.N.S. believes Mrs. Delano is in this country illegally. If she can't produce legitimate I.D., she'll be deported.

  Ann Kelsey : Millions of dollars of drugs flowing across our borders and you guys are out rousting nannies!

  INS Agent Gruber : Step aside, Mrs. Kelsey!

  Ann Kelsey : Don't you threaten me!

  Maritza Delano : Señora, you don't know, por favor.

  INS Agent Gruber : You're under arrest, Mrs. Kelsey. Obstructing justice --- And suspicion of employing an illegal alien.

  Ann Kelsey : [Protesting]  What are you doing? Are you kidding me! What! Have you read the Constitution, for God's sakes? The Bill of Rights!

  [Matthew crying] 

  Ann Kelsey : Don't cry, sweetie. We just going for a ride with these nice men. It's okay.

  [Matthew continues crying. Two INS Agents are taking Ann Kelsey into custody with her son Matthew and Maritza Delano and drive their car]