Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Lost Key (1973)
Peter Sallis: Clegg
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Quotes
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Clegg : He conceived the bold idea of asking Nora Fogarty for a lift. Of her skirt. To put an end to those rumours as to what she had printed on her underwear. Some said it was the device of the Egg Marketing Board. Whatever it was, it set him off on the wrong foot. He developed this penchant for funny women, and was last seen loitering sadly outside Sugden's chemists.
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Blamire : Anyway, you can't tell me the world's as quiet as it used to be.
Clegg : It's always been quiet, mainly. Especially around here, apart from the Danes who came up the rivers to rape our forefathers.
Judd : [thinks for a moment] Eh, that doesn't sound right!
Clegg : Foremothers?
Blamire : Worse than ever.
Clegg : So you see it must've been our forefathers.
[everyone thinks about it, looking uncomfortable]
Compo : Bloody hell.