Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Philip Seymour Hoffman/John Krasinski/Neil Young (2005)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : [in the monologue]  And then, US Magazine, they're always right...

  [audience laughter] 

  Conan O'Brien : US Magazine... I DID turn out to be gay. Uh...

  [audience laughter] 

  Conan O'Brien : US Magazine... I had no idea! US Magazine... pictures don't lie. US Magazine... US Magazine, and I'm gonna keep saying it...

  [audience laughter] 

  Conan O'Brien : Four hours later: "US Magazine! US Magazine! US Magazine! US Magazine! US Magazine! US Magazine! US Magazine!"

  [waves hands] 

  Conan O'Brien : You gotta do that to go backwards. According to the...

  [chuckles] 

  Conan O'Brien : US Magazine reports- I can't stop! I'm in a loop! "He's in a loop." There's this magazine that says...

  [audience laughter] 

  Conan O'Brien : "Nicely done."... That Britney Spears recently, Britney Spears got so angry with Kevin Federline that she moved out of the house for a week.

  [audience oohs] 

  Conan O'Brien : Yeah, apparently, apparently Britney told Federline, "Pull the house over, I'm getting out."

  [audience laughter; Conan mimes it] 

  Conan O'Brien : I'm an ass, okay.