Law & Order (TV Series)

Expert (1998)

Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe

Quotes 

• Maitre'D : One of the ladies gave me a card. She fancied herself a wine expert. She ordered a Caberet Sauvignon. Can you imagine?

  Lennie Briscoe : How gauche.

• Darren Phillips : Dr. Mayer was going to testify my client isn't responsible for murdering the girl he murdered.

  Lennie Briscoe : Oh, one of **those** expert witnesses.

• Lennie Briscoe : [going through Mayer's effects]  Breath spray, breath *mints*, maybe this guy had a date. Check his wallet for rubbers.

  Rey Curtis : You think his date shot him?

  Lennie Briscoe : Or whoever he was going to meet.