Law & Order (TV Series)
Mushrooms (1991)
George Dzundza: Sergeant Max Greevey
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Quotes
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Max Greevey : If you are so trigger happy, why don't you join the army?
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Donald Cragen : Anybody see anything?
Max Greevey : You kidding? Slugs came from an automatic, that's all we know, they were too deformed to run a match.
Donald Cragen : They couldn't find *one* slug to match?
Max Greevey : [quietly] They might be able to get one out of the baby. One went through the door and lodged somewhere in his neck... they think.
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Donald Cragen : Mushrooms.
Max Greevey : What?
Donald Cragen : That's what they call them.
Mike Logan : It's a video game. You shoot at the centipedes. The mushrooms get in the way of the bullets.
Max Greevey : [dryly] A video game.
[pause]
Max Greevey : That's hysterical.
Donald Cragen : Hey, give me a break, Max, I didn't make it up.
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Grandmother : Why is it you always come too late?
Max Greevey : Ma'am?
Grandmother : I asked why the police never come *before* someone starts shooting.
Max Greevey : All due respect ma'am, how are we supposed to know *before* it happens?