- Detective Ed Green: Harlan Graham just called; he wants us to meet with him and his son to get this matter straightened out. He's a shrink too.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: Oh, good. One for each of you.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: You a Mets fan?
- Alec Hughes: Is that a crime?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: It depends on the season.
- Harlan Graham: Perry has nothing to hide. We're therapists: we believe in the truth.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Yeah, so do we - but we rarely hear it.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [while cuffing Harlan Graham] Why don't you take your own advice, Doc? "Surrender with love"!
- Uniform Policeman: [referring to the victim] Turns out she's a grad student.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: She's gonna be a couple of credits shy.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [after Hughes has claimed he was at a Chinese restaurant at the time of the crime] You'd better hope your waiter isn't a Yankees fan.
- Jack McCoy: [after hearing that the victim's father-in-law had hired a detective] I thought it was the husband's job to spy on his wife.
- E.A.D.A. Jack McCoy: The man put all the ingredients together, Adam, we can't just let him walk away when the bomb goes off.