Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Counterfeit (2002)

Mariska Hargitay: Detective Olivia Benson

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• Fin Tutuola : [to Olivia]  All right. Nice dress.

  Olivia Benson : Yeah, well, it was a nice date. Where's Munch?

  Fin Tutuola : He called in sick.

  Olivia Benson : He's such a hypochondriac. How many times has he had anthrax this week?

• [Munch walks by on crutches] 

  Fin Tutuola : I can't wait to hear this.

  John Munch : Your sympathy is overwhelming.

  Olivia Benson : What happened to you?

  John Munch : Skydiving, hard landing.

  Elliot Stabler : He wiped out riding his friend's Harley.

  Capt. Donald Cragen : Now the only thing he'll be riding is a desk.

• Olivia Benson : [to Fin]  Were you a car thief in a former life?

  Fin Tutuola : No, baby. Boy Scout, always prepared.

• Fin Tutuola : [to Olivia]  Whose side are you on?

  Olivia Benson : The victim's which is where we should be.

• Olivia Benson : [about the perp]  You said that the badge makes our perp feel like a real man. Ted Bundy and how many other serial killers did the exact same thing? What if our guy's just some schmuck playing dress-up?

• Olivia Benson : [When Fin and Olivia are searching Paula Grace's apartment] 

  [while looking through Paula's closet] 

  Olivia Benson : Gucci, Prada, Chanel. It's pretty pricey stuff for a lab tech.

  Fin Tutuola : Living above her means. You ladies are all alike.

• Olivia Benson : [to Fin]  How's Francesca's rape kit?

  Fin Tutuola : It looked clean, but we got a problem with her blood alcohol.

  Olivia Benson : Over the limit?

  Fin Tutuola : Way over. Doc says she would have blew about 0.12.

  Olivia Benson : She said she never had a drink.

  Fin Tutuola : Well, that's a good way to get out of a DWI. Accuse the cop of rape.

  Olivia Benson : Well, he sure thinks like a cop. Took the condom wrapper so now we can't get prints.

  Fin Tutuola : If there was a condom.

  Olivia Benson : You think Francesca's Iying about the rape?

  Fin Tutuola : She lied about being drunk. Maybe it's just a habit.

• Fin Tutuola : Francesca Jesner has two prior DWIs. The last one, she got belligerent with the arresting officer and was charged with resisting.

  Capt. Donald Cragen : So this time, she figured she'd lie her way out of it.

  Olivia Benson : Or maybe she's telling the truth. These cases have too much in common. Same area, same time of night...

  Fin Tutuola : Paula Grace's homicide was front page news. Enough details for Francesca to fake her story.

  Olivia Benson : There is no way that she could have faked that traumatized. I'm telling you, Captain, this woman was raped.

  Fin Tutuola : I just don't want to send the rat squad on some witch hunt and screw some innocent cop.

  Olivia Benson : Neither do I.

  Fin Tutuola : Could've been anybody in a uniform. Didn't have to be a real cop.

  Olivia Benson : It doesn't matter. This woman is a rape victim until we prove otherwise.

  Capt. Donald Cragen : Nobody is jumping to any conclusions until we investigate this case, okay?

• Olivia Benson : Francesca, you lied about being drunk. I want to believe you. I do, but you're not making it easy for me.