Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Hysteria (1999)
Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch
Quotes
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John Munch : Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.
Defense Attorney : Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
John Munch : Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.
Court Reporter : Could the witness spell that?
John Munch : O-R-G-A-S-M.
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Capt. Donald Cragen : Well, while you wait take her photo around, see if you can find a co-worker who knew her, all right. Munch, Cassidy! You available?
John Munch : To do with as you will, after court.
Capt. Donald Cragen : Oh, right, Doctor Buzzjoy.
Det. Monique Jefferies : Oh, that's an open and shut case, Munch, try not to screw it up with your insane rambling.
[She walks away, Munch continues to stare at her]
Det. Monique Jefferies : And stop looking at my ass.
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Det. Monique Jefferies : So you're saying *all* women are whores?
Det. John Munch : Don't be ridiculous. I don't know *all* the women in the world.