Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Ritual (2004)

Michael Emerson: Allan Shaye

Quotes 

• [when Shaye denies being the killer, despite the strong evidence against him] 

  Elliot Stabler : So this is all just one crazy cosmic coincidence. You just happen to buy a tribal artifact just like the one worn by the dead boy's sister; your wife buys a candle like the one that was right next to his body?

  [pause] 

  Elliot Stabler : Professor, I'm not that bright - you're the educated guy here - would *you* buy that coincidence?

  Allan Shaye : [very sarcastically]  Yes. Because... *that's what happened.*