Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Russian Love Poem (2000)
Nadine Stenovitch: Katya Ivanova
Quotes
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Katya Ivanova : This is America. You can't do this.
Detective Olivia Benson : Sweetheart, let me let you in on a little secret. Cops are the same everywhere.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : One question, did you and Sonya put the banana in Andrew's rear end?
Katya Ivanova : Yes, he is allergic to bananas. But if that killed him, it was an honest mistake.
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Katya Ivanova : [Referring to pimp] Alex is upset because I don't want to have sex with him any more. I have more things to worry about.
Detective Olivia Benson : Like your nails? You make your living sleeping with guys.
Katya Ivanova : You should sleep with men more. Trust me. It would help you. You wouldn't be such a mean bitch.
Detective Olivia Benson : I make my living catching murderers. America's not so different from Russia, you know? Especially the prisons. There's no champagne. There's no caviar.
Katya Ivanova : I don't believe you.
Detective Olivia Benson : Well, fine - we'll do it your way. You have the right to remain silent. You are under arrest.
Katya Ivanova : OK! OK!
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Detective Olivia Benson : There's no smoking in the building.
Katya Ivanova : [Standing Up] Well, then I'll come back later! I can't talk without a cigarette.