- Detective Olivia Benson: Do you think that there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I'm sure sleeping with the girlfriend of a Russian mobster had a certain...
- [speaking French]
- Detective Elliot Stabler: je ne sais quoi.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Je ne sais quoi?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.
- [More French]
- Detective Elliot Stabler: N'est-ce pas.
- Captain Donald Cragen: One language at a time, merci.
- Katya Ivanova: This is America. You can't do this.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Sweetheart, let me let you in on a little secret. Cops are the same everywhere.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: One question, did you and Sonya put the banana in Andrew's rear end?
- Katya Ivanova: Yes, he is allergic to bananas. But if that killed him, it was an honest mistake.
- John Munch: [Referring to sodomized murdered ambassador] They still didn't have to shove a banana where the sun don't shine. That's just rude.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: [Discussing victim's sex life] For a 50 year old, this guy had a lot of energy.
- Captain Donald Cragen: What's that supposed to imply?
- Detective Brian Cassidy: Oh, nothing. I'm sure you and John have just as much.
- Katya Ivanova: [Referring to pimp] Alex is upset because I don't want to have sex with him any more. I have more things to worry about.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Like your nails? You make your living sleeping with guys.
- Katya Ivanova: You should sleep with men more. Trust me. It would help you. You wouldn't be such a mean bitch.
- Detective Olivia Benson: I make my living catching murderers. America's not so different from Russia, you know? Especially the prisons. There's no champagne. There's no caviar.
- Katya Ivanova: I don't believe you.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Well, fine - we'll do it your way. You have the right to remain silent. You are under arrest.
- Katya Ivanova: OK! OK!
- John Munch: What's your real name?
- Bull Dozer: "Bull Dozer" is my real stage name.
- John Munch: Ah, the "nom d'amour".
- Bull Dozer: Don't I look the part? I'm gonna make it.
- John Munch: You're really in porn?
- Bull Dozer: No, not yet. But soon, very soon. I just do these cheesey commercials for the money, but I was born to be in porn.
- Detective Olivia Benson: There's no smoking in the building.
- Katya Ivanova: [Standing Up] Well, then I'll come back later! I can't talk without a cigarette.
- Alex Strizkopf: No one hurts me - not even this gun. See how lucky I am?
- [pulls trigger, shooting and killing himself]