Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Serendipity (2003)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Casey after she halts the interrogation of Dr. Newlands] Where's Cragen?
A.D.A. Casey Novak : I don't know.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Then you don't interrupt me when I'm in there with a perp. You stand here, watch through this one-way and see where we are.
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Dr. Archibald Newlands : I'm not a pedophile.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, you are. You're just a well-read one.
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Dr. Melinda Warner : [during Brianna Lewis's autopsy] She was injected with Versed, a powerful sedative that paralyzes.
Detective Olivia Benson : But doesn't knock you out. Brianna would've felt everything going on, but couldn't move to resist.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Wait a minute. How can you go into labor if you're paralyzed?
Dr. Melinda Warner : Pitocin causes the cervix to dilate.
Detective Olivia Benson : Which pregnant women produce naturally.
Dr. Melinda Warner : But I found evidence of a synthetic form in the anal cavity. I'd say your perp incapacitated her with the Versed and then gave her a Pitocin suppository to induce labor...
Detective Elliot Stabler : And then ripped the baby right out of her.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : ADA Novak, Trevor Langan.
[to Langan]
Detective Elliot Stabler : I assume you're here to protect your pedophile?
Trevor Langan : Alleged pedophile. And Casey and I go way back.
A.D.A. Casey Novak : To Wall Street. Most of his clients just screw employees out of pension plans.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [When Elliot and Olivia speak to a young girl who was sexually assaulted] Molly, we found the man that did it.
Molly Stratton : Good. I hope they kill him in jail.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Actually, he's not in jail yet.
Molly Stratton : Why not?
Detective Elliot Stabler : The law lets us pursue someone for only so long and we caught this guy a little too late.
Molly Stratton : You guys suck.
[walks off]
Detective Olivia Benson : I hate to do this to her.
Detective Elliot Stabler : It's for her.
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Dr. Melinda Warner : [When it's discovered during Dr. Newlands' autopsy that he put a tube of blood in his arm]
[about how Dr. Newlands put the tube in his arm]
Dr. Melinda Warner : He could have given himself a local, inserted the tube and stitched himself back up.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Why would he do that?
Dr. George Huang : To beat a paternity test.
Detective Olivia Benson : Son of a bitch. Newlands was the father of Brianna's baby. He put somebody else's blood in that tube.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Hold on a minute, hold on. You have professional people taking blood out of his arm. Wouldn't they notice that?
Dr. Melinda Warner : You only have to roll your sleeve up to the elbow. The scar would've been hidden.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Thought I'd seen everything.
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Detective Olivia Benson : [to Casey] Who the hell are you?
Detective Elliot Stabler : That's our new ADA. Casey Novak, Olivia Benson. Olivia, this is Casey Novak.
A.D.A. Casey Novak : Do I know you?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, shortstop, cop's team. Come here.
A.D.A. Casey Novak : Oh, right. Didn't recognize you when you weren't covered in my dust.