- Ward Cleaver: Where are the boys? Aren't they dressed, yet?
- June Cleaver: Oh, they're dressed, but Beaver still has to get washed.
- Ward Cleaver: Why doesn't he wash before he gets dressed?
- June Cleaver: Well, he says that if he waits until he dressed, there's less to wash.
- [Beaver talks with Larry about his visit to the Dentist]
- Larry Mondello: Did he say what was makin' your tooth hurt?
- The Beaver: He said I had a cavity.
- Larry Mondello: Oh. What's a cavity?
- The Beaver: It's somethin' you get when you don't brush your teeth.
- Larry Mondello: All I get is hollered at. But I never got a cavity.