Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)

Back to School (Part I) (1979)

Michael Landon: Charles Ingalls

Quotes 

• Charles Ingalls : Caroline, doing dishes is not a man's work.

  Caroline Ingalls : Charles, don't be sacrilegious.

  Charles Ingalls : I'm not!

  Caroline Ingalls : Then you do believe in the Bible.

  Charles Ingalls : Well, of course I believe in the Bible! What's that got to do with dishes?

  Caroline Ingalls : 2 Kings 21:13: 'And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down.' Bible's by the bed. You can look it up.

• Charles Ingalls : What are you dressed for? A wedding or a funeral?

  Laura : [Giggles] 

  Albert Quinn Ingalls : Ah, I just thought I should look nice for the first day back to school.

  Laura : That's not the reason and you know it!

  Albert Quinn Ingalls : It is too!

  Laura : Mm mm... He's so sure the new teacher's gonna be pretty, he's in love with her already!